The Internet In Black And White

When filling knowledge gaps using BBC Bitesize, choosing your Key Stage is a measure of one’s own estimations.

I read this “Money Moral Dilemna”: “I’ve emailed friends and family asking them to sponsor me for a very worthwhile charity. Some have replied and sponsored me but some haven’t replied or just said they can’t afford it. I know they have good jobs and spend on luxuries so I don’t believe them.” This is [...]

It’s probably not worth reading on when an email begins “Dear Email Owner” is it?

Got a flyer through the door for “Kung Fu Academy” today. My mind did race for a second.

Strong lineup but I’m not really interested in going to America to see a load of British bands at a big festival.

Ballon D’Or: a bit more bally than Carte D’Or.

ITV is like the kid at school no one liked but you had to endure because he brought the football in. That was his victory hour.

In The Guardian: “Think yourself fit” In the Mail On Sunday: “Get a bottom like Pippa Middleton’s” Says it all.

Ohter half: “We were at school together but she was in the French half of the year.” Me: “Sorry?! Was your school on the Franco-Prussian border?!”

I’ve never had a real Christmas tree. If I did I wouldn’t know how to dispose of it. I’m surprised you don’t see them fly tipped everywhere.

Bob Holness is dead That’s Blockbusters. Don’t do the dance.

First track onto my 2012 playlist: Devin – You’re Mine www.rollingstone.com/music/news/free-download-devins-upbeat-rock-track-youre-mine-20111108 (free mp3 download)

Every time I open Twitter it recommends I follow one or all of Little Mix. I’m thinking of reactivating cookies to get better targetted ads.

Louise Mensch complains that female MPs are judged on looks Louise Mensch: “What am I doing wrong?” Oh just go YouTube clips of whatever she says being put down. e.g. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WvAkhW-XNI Daniel Callan (@loneoutlaw7)“You looked so beautiful in that photo shoot you just did. Cameron is a idiot for not giving you a top spot.” [...]

Songs of 2011: 1. Who’s In Control – British Sea Power 2. Barnes’ Yard – The Rural Alberta Advantage 3. Get Away – Yuck That’s Where You’re Wrong – Arctic Monkeys Under Cover of Darkness – The Strokes I Want You – Summer Camp Girlfriend – Tribes Blondie – The View Maybe I Know – [...]

Somewhere, I have stamps. If the posty is reading, would you kindly take my word for it?