Does anyone else smell bacon?
“Scientists link sausages and bacon to cancer” – Well thank you very much, scientists. You couldn’t keep that to yourselves?
OK just heard the rest of the story: eating sausages and bacon every day increases risk of cancer. Probably die of a heart attack first, no?
I hope Richard Bacon contracts and recovers from a serious illness for the headline possibilities
“PCC says “Cured Bacon” was in poor taste”
“Sub-editor responsible for Cured Bacon pun made to eat own words”
“Bacon cured but cancer caused not cured by cured bacon… not a sausage.”
“Bacon linked to cure: no smoked without fire”
“Scientists were telling porkies”
“Scientists tell pork products to get stuffed”
Sorry if I’m becoming a boar.
“Cancer linked with pork, scratching scientists’ heads” That was a hard one (that’s what she said.)
“Smokey and the miracles!: cured bacon cures Bacon…etc” I think “Smokey and the miracles” is my favourite one… so far
