The Internet In Black And White

I prefer part 2 of that John Lewis ad where it shows the boy grown up as a vegetarian miser communicating with his parents via fax.

I’d be pissed off if I fought in a war to save the freedom of people who then fail to see a bigger picture beyond poppies.

That advert leaves many questions. Why is the wine flying? Why does Rooney call it a problem? Why are Giggsy’s trousers on?

If I reintroduce “lol” into my internet vocabulary would it just come across as sarcastic?

A man named Derek Heaven is coming to fix my TV aerial and I can not wait for him to go up on the roof so I can say, “Heaven’s above!”

What ever happened to Daisy Donovan?

The Wheelbarrow in Camden sells pizza in two sizes: 12″ and 0.5metre. Liberal imperial/metric switching only our elders could cope with, but they look weird eating pizza.

10 O’Clock Live to return to Channel 4; running time cut to 45 minutes I agree there are items that could be used as and when necessary instead of every single week, and others that could be dropped all together: Jimmy Carr’s costume skits were often daft and David Mitchell is more comfortable presenting his [...]

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Why would someone get on the tube, see you’re wearing exactly the same thing, then sit next to you? To be twins?! We’re not twins!