The Internet In Black And White

The Chuckles’ other brothers played minstrels. Their sister was married to Percy Sugden. Jeremy Clarkson’s brother is writing their autobiography.

How to troll a dating website Pissing myself at the one with the drill, the cross-eyed one, the fan blowing, and the choking dog!

Requiem for a Dream Airplane! Groundhog Day The Butterfly Effect The Naked Gun Wayne’s World 2 A Clockwork Orange The Player This Is Spinal Tap Memento Good Will Hunting Catch Me If You Can Casino Capricorn One Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Leaving Las Vegas Cemetery Junction Ghostbusters 24 Hour Party People Matchstick Men

So, it’s “Black Friday” but I’m not feeling any different, mon.

Two bins, a plug hole blocker and a toilet brush just made for the least sexy tenner I’ve ever spent. The first thing caught in my new plug hole blocker was my goz, just for good measure.

Real casino action or models? Who can tell?

Idea for TV show: At Death’s Door. Come Dine With Me but one contestant’s an ex-convict. Gamble to enjoy a sarcy dinner, guess wrong you die.

The actor James Avery, who played ‘Uncle Phil’ in The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, also voiced ‘Shredder’ in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Fact.

It’s Carbon Monoxide poisoning awareness week. Symptoms: Dizziness, Breathlessness, Loss of consciousness, Collapse. Wouldn’t you go to hospital ANYWAY?

Rich Hall’s Continental Drifters I love these Rich Hall shows about film. The cheesecake metaphor 20 mins from end is great.

I was pouring a glass of water from my BRITA jug. I also needed a piss. There followed my eureka moment: The BRITA Toilet. Update: Stage 1 of The BRITA Toilet R&D process has gone disgustingly. Update 2: Theoretically just connect toilet to taps with a BRITA filter in between. May also require a SHITA [...]

Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay was last thing Otis Redding recorded. He whistled the last verse intending to write one. He died three days later.

Former Liverpool star John Barnes says society is to blame for racism problem that football just can’t shift Good article by Barnsey. Basically he’s saying, they’ll always hit you and hurt you.

Didn’t you just want to take a rolling pin to that little shit, Morph?

Stick with this for Pat Sharp’s laugh-out-loud entrance:

What chance we’ll see BBC newsreaders “letting their hair down” tonight by dancing for Children In Need?

Cher Lloyd “With Ur Love” is just asking for a “Paper Planes” remix. With Cher Lloyd dubbed out. And MIA. And Joe Strummer put back in.

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Never had to buy Sellotape before. Thought it just lasts forever. I say Sellotape, I of course cheaped out and got generic brand sticky tape