The Internet In Black And White

The following events took place on Twitter between myself, Tom and Ross. They are chronicled here for probably no one’s amusement but our own.

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Free Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle (unprepared) for my 90th follower! RT

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Now down to 88 followers

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Perhaps forgot to mention Pot Noodle is vintage: 1996, very good year.

Andy_TheTigers
@1523467890 Pot Noodle as a concept is pretty much perfect, nutrition aside.

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@Andy_TheTigers Have you tried those Porridge pots? Potridge, if you will. They’re pretty good. Real name: “Oat Burst”. NB ‘Potridge’ better

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@1523467890 Pot Porridge: It looks like frothy vomit. www.onechickennugget.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pot-porridge.jpg

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@1523467890 Might want to work on that advertising slogan.

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@1523467890 To answer your q., no I haven’t tried it. Nor have I tried pouring boiling water on my penis to produce delicious Pot Sausage.

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Memo: Invent ‘Pot Sausage.’ Do not, repeat not, use own penis at any point in experimentation stage.

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@1523467890 Remember that kid who reviewed thousands of ramen instant noodles? Whatever happened to him? (Diabetes, probably.)

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@1523467890 Have you tried that Pot Pourri? Just sort of disintegrated when I poured the water on and tasted like dead flowers.

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@1523467890 Could go for a bit of Pot CallingTheKettleBlack right now. In the mood for some tasty hypocrisy.

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@1523467890 I’d like a Pot ToPissIn but can’t afford one.

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@1523467890 I deleted you and then re-followed you. Does this qualify me for a pot noodle?

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@rossess86 – It actually does! Hahah. We have a winner!!

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WE HAVE A WINNER! POT NOODLE™ WILL BE DELIVERED TO @ROSSESS86 DOUBLE QUICK SHARP. #90FOLLOWERS

Andy_TheTigers
@rossess86 Saying a sentence like that 10 years ago would see you classified dangerous to society. The last bit of it remains borderline.

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@Andy_TheTigers – Tried Pot Luck? It tastes like poached rabbit’s foot and clovers because it’s made of poached rabbit’s foot and clovers.

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@Andy_TheTigers haha “I followed you here, now give me a pot noodle” – classic 90s chat-up line

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@1523467890 Ever eaten a Pot Head? The brain’s all riddled with drug-induced paranoia.

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@1523467890 Tried eating a Pot Plant? No, of course you haven’t, you’re not fucking mental.

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@rossess86 “Would you like to come up for coffee?” / “No, I’d have a Pot Noodle though if the kettle’s on.” / “I meant sex.” / “So did I!”

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@rossess86 Those little sachets of soy sauce make for excellent lubricant.

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@Andy_TheTigers @rossess86 I can’t believe how busy everyone is today.

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@Andy_TheTigers @rossess86 It’s fucking funny, though.

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I’m not sure I can justify the last hour of my life. It’s hot and sunny outside and I’ve spent my lunch break making up Pot Noodle jokes.

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@1523467890 Was there a line on The Armando Iannucci Show, something like “Hello Hugh, I just realised I’ve wasted my life!” ?

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@1523467890 [reading human genome] I’m not gonna read it all, there’s 50million letters. But here it breaks down to T A DON’T PISS IT AWAY.

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@qxtc Adding your blog to my Reader! Good first post. I’ve been tweeting quite philosophical things today too. qxtc.livejournal.com

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@Andy_TheTigers hahah yes that is gold. i’ve just sent my mate will away to ‘learn’ the armando ianucci shows. utter masterpiece

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@Andy_TheTigers Basically summed-up my whole career.

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