The Internet In Black And White

Does anybody else do the Blockbusters dance at the end of Channel 4 News?

It’s Sexy A-Levels! If photographers in China made all their sexy 18-year-old girls jump in the air when they got their exam results, would it cause a tremor?

Saw a trailer for “The Inbetweeners Movie.” The makers must have thought it’s been just long enough to forget “Kevin And Perry Go Large.”

Watched “Super 8″ last night. Wouldn’t recommend it. Last time I get sucked into watching J.J. Abrams pap.

“The Daily Mail knowingly and commercially used my photos despite my denying them permission”

Bus driver just mistook his horn for his brake. Or mistook this bus for a plow.

I don’t even need to login to fantasy.premierleague.com, I already picked my team, I’m just helping to clog it up for the rest of you.

Dr. Martin Luther King

Are the people of Hull just too smacked up to start ransacking Boyes?

“You condemn. Then what? You have to look for some solutions. Condemning alone is not enough.”

Caught on film, two men going round London destroying things & ruining lives. One has bleach blonde hair, the other has an airbrushed face.

“to render the riots meaningless is actually to deny the opportunity… to understand them [to] prevent them in future.”

“Fear or shame of being alienated keeps most of us pro-social.”

Cameron’s response: Send in more police to fight. How about sending in someone to listen & resolve the issues causing people to act this way?

Riots? Don’t be “silly”! (April 2010)

“[they] believe they have no stake in the neighbourhood, and consequently no stake in wider society.”

Society created this. Why is everyone saying what force – police officers, water canons, bullets, the army, prosecution – can be used to stop them and nobody is talking to them directly to deal with what’s causing this? Attacking your community and looting local shops seems misdirected and indiscriminatory, but then I can afford a [...]

Using the word “fail” when you mean “failure” – epic fail(ure)

End of Robocop is outrageous: “You go back to family services.” “NO!” “Oh I guess I better adopt you then…” Mean joke then creepy adoption

The following silliness was originally sent as a series of tweets but probably makes most sense in one post. And even then, little. I can’t look at Pelé without thinking how utterly useless his penis is without medical assistance. Pelé: Great footballer, shit dick. I thought John Motson was a bit out of order saying [...]