The Internet In Black And White

He’s still in the shop window

This looks dead in the water now

It didn’t look like he’d get this off the ground

I’ve heard some rumours today but I don’t think this will fly

I don’t think this one is going to go through

He’s not moving either

It doesn’t look like he’s going to move

Best move I’ve seen today

This looks like a really bad transfer

I imagine ITV production meetings to be like the scene in Close Encounters Of The Third Kind when your man sculpts his mash potato.

The criminal was acting “suspiciously” according to the ITV narrator. No. The police are suspicious of the suspect. *Except spy criminals

Idea for cross-channel TV programming: Combine Cops With Cameras and Minute To Win It. The cops take Minute To Win It’s cameras. That’s it.

Memo: Start building underground tunnel network. Must not – repeat, not – be seized by rebels.

Underground Libya looks like it was much better than overground Libya.

BBC News: Clip from earlier this year of woman saying “it’s too hot.” “She should have been careful what she wished for.” IT’S HER FAULT

It’s amazing that humankind has minds able to create Twitter when one of the top 10 things it’s being used for is talk about Yossi Benayoun.

Twitter recommends I follow David Baddiel, Richard Branson and Sharpie pens. I hope they’re generic suggestions or I need to look at my life

Dreamt I was on Only Connect and got the answer on the 3rd clue. To a question I set. It’s that hard.(That’s what she, Victoria Coren, said)

Stewardess breast examination Who’s dirtier, the airline mentioned or the website for the gratuitous photo? Also, has Google Translate had a stroke?

“Will you be competing in the Olympics next year?” “No I retired in 2005″ Stellar interviewing by BBC Radio 5 Live.