The Internet In Black And White

Old music is better than new music.

I said before that 2011 is the new 2004. Now, I hear Longview are back, and I’m going to see Turin Brakes performing The Optimist LP.

I looked up that Cher Lloyd song and thought I’d got a parody version… nope. Chorus is just “Oh My Darling Clementine” ripoff.

It must be hot outside when the post lands on the doormat warm.

I clicked on a link to ’10 reasons to watch the Women’s World Cup’ and got a Page Not Found error. True story.

Process THIS request.

Only in Oxford would I find a pot of olives dropped on the pavement.

I would no rather be a comma than a full stop.

It’s impossible to look cool walking to the shops with empty ‘bags for life’

We Have All The Time In The World A Whiter Shade Of Pale He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother Is that a bit too wholesome? Okay: Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve) Gimme Shelter Rockin’ In The Free World

@shaunwkeaveny Middle-age shout-out? Alarm going on my iPod reminding me which bins to put out this morning.

One of these is nearing extinction. Cruel world.