The Simpsons at 500: what are your favourite episodes?
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The Simpsons at 500: what are your favourite episodes?
Challenge accepted:
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I read this “Money Moral Dilemna”:
“I’ve emailed friends and family asking them to sponsor me for a very worthwhile charity. Some have replied and sponsored me but some haven’t replied or just said they can’t afford it. I know they have good jobs and spend on luxuries so I don’t believe them.”
This is one of my problems with the concept of charities: People don’t give according to their means. If all worthwhile causes were state funded out of taxes (why are medical research and help for the elderly and sheltering the homeless and feeding the starving paid for out of voluntary donations but other human needs – and non-needs – are funded by taxes?) they could get the appropriate funding paid for by everyone according to their ability instead of one-off donations of variable sizes whenever somebody goes for a run or sits in a tub of beans or the BBC newsreaders sing an ABBA medley on the TV. It would also reduce overheads that go into advertising including those bleeders on the high street being paid to get a direct debit out of you. (Of course this also relies on the competency and purity of the government to spend the money well and without waste, which is usually the problem, but why not sort out THAT part if we have an imperfect system either way?)
Songs of 2011:
1. Who’s In Control – British Sea Power
2. Barnes’ Yard – The Rural Alberta Advantage
3. Get Away – Yuck
That’s Where You’re Wrong – Arctic Monkeys
Under Cover of Darkness – The Strokes
I Want You – Summer Camp
Girlfriend – Tribes
Blondie – The View
Maybe I Know – Alessi’s Ark
Money – The Drums
Gigs of 2011:
Special Needs – Proud Camden (15th February)
Dead Confederate/The Whigs – The Jericho Tavern, Oxford (22nd February)
Electric Soft Parade – Prince Albert, Brighton (23rd March)
The Rural Alberta Advantage/Secret Rivals – The Jericho Tavern, Oxford (19th May)
Johnny Flynn – Truck Festival (22nd July)
Edwyn Collins – Truck Festival (23rd July)
Pulp – Brixton Academy (1st September)
Turin Brakes – O2 Academy, Oxford (8th November)
Shed Seven/Chris Helme – York Barbican (22nd December)
Also seen this year: The Bootleg Beatles, Warpaint, The Cribs, Frankie & The Heartstrings, Tellison, Stornoway, Mazes, Chapel Club, Tribes, Girls, Summer Camp, The Vaccines, Howler
@ternanagmes657 is following me on Twitter. She’s looking for “a guy to be intimate with and LOYAL.” Tweets 0 Following 471 Followers 0. I’m her special one.
When Craig David recapped his sex week in “Seven Days” he chilled on Sunday when, logistically, he had the most time for it. Bad planning.
Anyone else always read the name of Islamic branch “Shi’ite” in a Liam Gallagher voice?
Daily Mail brings bad news:
Caroline Flack with a 17-year-old child of boyband Wand Erection
Bin lorry is playing “Sex On Fire” loudly while the binmen collect food waste. Husbands, be worried if you have a lonely housewife at home right now.
The Chuckles’ other brothers played minstrels.
Their sister was married to Percy Sugden.
Jeremy Clarkson’s brother is writing their autobiography.
Pissing myself at the one with the drill, the cross-eyed one, the fan blowing, and the choking dog!
So, it’s “Black Friday” but I’m not feeling any different, mon.
Two bins, a plug hole blocker and a toilet brush just made for the least sexy tenner I’ve ever spent.
The first thing caught in my new plug hole blocker was my goz, just for good measure.
Idea for TV show: At Death’s Door. Come Dine With Me but one contestant’s an ex-convict. Gamble to enjoy a sarcy dinner, guess wrong you die.
The actor James Avery, who played ‘Uncle Phil’ in The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, also voiced ‘Shredder’ in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Fact.
It’s Carbon Monoxide poisoning awareness week. Symptoms: Dizziness, Breathlessness, Loss of consciousness, Collapse. Wouldn’t you go to hospital ANYWAY?